Yesterday my dad and I were making our tipsy way home after watching the Jays take a beating at my local bar. On the way in we saw what I guess someone who'd been moving had left by the service entrance to my apartment, boxes and miscellaneous junk. I saw a weird rat statue with a USB cable sticking out of it and thought, whoa, USB powered rat!
Hell yeah!
So I grabbed it and said to pop and incidentally to a neighbor who was waiting for the elevator; "Yo check it out, USB rat statue!"
Dad: "Um, cool?"
We step into the elevator.
Girl: "Er, are you sure that's not just a rat statue with a USB cable hanging on it?"
Me: Pulling a random USB cable free of rat statue, "Um, nope".
So now what do I do with a non USB powered rat hockey trophy? Suggestions welcome.
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