Some friends and I were chatting while bringing a few things from their car up to their apartment last night, and having a heated debate when suddenly, shit got real.
him: Oh yeah?
me: Yeah!
him: Wanna bet? How much?
me: Umm ... no?
her: Ohhhh, suddenly he doesn't sound so sure!
him: See as soon as there's money he thinks I'm right. Surprise surprise!
me: Whoa hey wait a minute, I never said I think you're right.
him: So, let's put some cash on it big guy.
me: No see because I suspect I may be wrong, that's not even close to thinking you're right. Different things entirely.
him: You're an idiot.
her: *nods*
I stand by my flawless logic.
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