6.10.2009

true story

I was perusing some old PA cartoons today and stumbled across this gem.


It reminded me of when I was living just across town from my mother and kid brothers a few years back, I'd often have my little brothers crash over on a weekend to stay up late and watch movies that mom doesn't approve of. What follows is as near to verbatim as I can recall ...

Vince (youngest brother, around 9 at the time): Cool you got Grand Theft Auto? Can I play it??

Me: Erm, sure but you CAN'T tell mom okay? If she asks, we were playing WipeoutXL right?

Vince: Right!

*the next day mom stops by to grab Vince*

Mom: Hi guys! Did you have fun Vinny?

Vince: MOM! I beat up a hooker with a baseball bat and took all her money!

Mom: *looks about as impressed as you'd expect*

Me: *facepalm*

6.03.2009

republican douchebags

That's right, mass douchebaggery is not just for New Jersey any more. Today at lunch some conversation and a trip to the intarwebs revealed the truth. We were watching a CNN blurb about Newt Gingrich when this chit chat began ...

Derek: Every time I see this guy he reminds me of that other republican douchebag.

Angus: Who?

Derek: The one on the radio, y'know the irritating one.

Angus and I: *blank stares*

Derek: Ah I dunno. This is gonna bug me, just google it on your blackberry.

Angus: Google what, "Republican douchebag on the radio" !?

Derek and I laughing: YES!!

Angus: Hrm there's not much, I'll try just "republican douchebag".

results ...

Derek: Yeah, that guy!

6.01.2009

security is our bidness

And bidness is good!

I've mentioned in the past I think, that I spend my working hours in a cubicle at a major Canadian bank. I'll leave it at; if you've ever watched Canadian TV you've heard of us. Banks (and finance in general) have been flogged a lot in public recently for stupid security screw ups and it shows no signs of slowing down. So when some nasties tried to mess about with me at work today and our guys jumped all over it I thought I'd mention it as a stroke in the Win column.

I received a message in my work email claiming to be from a facebook friend, pretty unusual right there as my facebook emails go to my personal email account and not to work. I clicked through though figuring our various firewalls and proxies would protect my dumb ass from anything too nasty, but instead I was presented with a sketchy site at some IP with no domain name and a flash video window informing me that my Adobe Flash plugin was out of date and I needed to upgrade it. I saved the unsigned 'setup.exe' that came along and figured if it was all that horrible even though it had got through the proxy my desktop antivirus would pipe up and warn me.

Nope.

So I uploaded it to virustotal and discovered that the particular antivirus software we're using doesn't detect this virus yet. So like a good little cube monkey I emailed our infosec response team to let them know we weren't protected from this particular bit of nastiness. Here's the timeline of events ...

11:39 am - I send an email to security describing what happened.
11:39 am - I receive a read receipt indicating some human is reading my email.
11:40 am - I receive a phone call from security to discuss the event.
11:45 am - The offending domain is blackholed by our firewall.

Six minutes from start to finish, not too bad if I say so myself. Canada, I can't speak for the guys in ties who've got your money, but the geeks in sneaks have got your back!

5.25.2009

strappin on the feed bag

I had a couple of people mention to me that phrostuff was loading pretty slow for them in IE. I took a look and I must say, there was quite a bit of lag. I did some testing with CURL and discovered there didn't seem to be any lag in retrieving the HTML, but IE seemed to be chunking pretty hard trying to parse it.

I did some fiddling and discovered this was due to my massive blogroll widget which I recently upgraded from a javascript based version to the official Blogger widget which allows the blogs I list to receive some link-lovin-google-juice for my patronage.

If you're interested in following some of the feeds I read regularly, the most recently updated 25 will always be visible in the sidebar and you can see the rest by scrolling to the bottom and hitting Show All. Feel free to feed away and by all means subscribe to the good ones. You do have an RSS reader right? Well you've got a gmail account don't you!? Then you've already got a free reader right here, so quit surfing in the dark ages ya damned luddite!

5.23.2009

ollie ollie ogcin free

My buddy Nic (aka ogcin) relaunched both his personal blog and his Toronto Raptors site TheRapSheet last week. I think he got an itch he needed to scratch when he discovered that former voice of the Raptors Chuck Swisky (now calling/writing for the Bulls) was following him on twitter.

I'm not much of a sports fan but Nic invited me out to a Raptors game earlier this year and I had a surprisingly good time so I'm starting to pay a bit more attention to this world of "basketball" people keep talking about.

So if your a Raps fan point your browser yonder, it's good and it's free!

edit: While you're there wish him a happy birthday, that dude is OLD tomorrow!